My Wiener is Cold Stress Relief Putty – Funny Gag Gift for Guys – Weird Fun Gift for Men, Fun Stocking Stuffers, Adult Gift Baskets, Winter Accessories

WORK OUT YOUR WIENER PROBLEM

Finally, a solution for your winter wiener problem. Do you find yourself uncomfortable between the legs? Can you understand the frustration as the cold sets in, your blood pressure goes up and shrinkage takes its toll? My Weiner is Cold Stress Relief Putty is here to help. Simply remove the putty from its container, rub it between your fingers, and let your mind and your wiener wander. If the putty is massaged correctly, your wiener will warm right up.

Dachshund lovers and wiener dog owners will love our funny stress toy for men all year round. Packed in the metal tin is a stretchy wad of Red Rocket Red therapy putty just waiting to be squished and pulled to relieve tension.

Uncle Will’s My Weiner is Cold Stress Relief Putty is a hilarious gag gift for men who struggle from a cold wiener. Whether single and ready to mingle or married AF, every guy can use this putty to take their mind off their winter wiener situation. Give him something to smile about for his birthday, Christmas, New Year’s Night, Valentine’s Day, or in a super special adult Winter Vacation Basket. This fun novelty putty for guys is also a hysterical bachelor party favor, shower gift for the groom, or divorce gift for the newly singled up fella. Help your friend, coworker, or spouse keep their wiener warm this year.

REDUCES STRESS- known to reduce stress with thorough and firm rubbing
IMPROVES IMAGINATION- putty is likely to bring your wandering mind and wiener to pleasant places.
SOFT AND SLIPPERY- ideal texture for easy finger movements or hard kneading.
CUTE AND COMPACT GIFT FOR MEN- its small and compact size makes it easy to take with you and fits in your pocket. The perfect birthday, Christmas, or holiday gift. This gift is sure to bring a smile to any man who suffers from a cold wiener.
FUNNY WIENER DOG GIFT FOR DOG LOVERS – no pet owner can resist the sweet charm of a furry weenie companion. Pop a tin of chilly willy dachshund putty into their stockings or Christmas care packages as an epic surprise.